I'm not interested in you, but my pride needs the help!
Let's eat.
I'll be going on a
trip with some friends over the long break.
I'm so excited!
Do you all have plans?
Nothing special.
I might hang out with friends...
I'm going to read lots of books.
Don't read while we're eating.
I'm going to add up all the debits in my bank book
Pretend that's my real balance!
and pretend that's my real balance.
Tying myself up!
I can also try tying myself up.
I'm gonna watch horror movies
and put a curse on all the season's best dating spots to cover them with molokhia.
Wait, that could get slimy. I'll go with caterpillars instead.
I guess I'm the only one without plans.
Don't use my absence as an excuse to do crazy things.
Such as drinking yourself silly.
If you do anything bad, I'll increase your rent.
I'll have Rit-chan report everything to me.
Since we're family, she's in charge while I'm gone.
We won't be punished for stuff our roommate does, right?
What? Are you planning on doing something?
How nice of you to check if I'll get in trouble first.
Zip it.
The Kawai Complex Guide to Manors and Hostel Behavior
E p i s o d e 2
I s I t ?
I'm so bored...
It's a long break, but I have no wheels and no money.
Senpai spends all her time at the library,
so I almost never see her.
Not that I was expecting her to spend time with me or anything.
This sucks.
What are you doing?
Heheh
Secret.
I see.
C'mon, take the bait.
I promise it'll be fun.
That's okay.
I was shot down before I got to say anything.
Aren't you bored?
Well, yeah, I am...
I should have made plans.
Then, wanna go with me to buy some glycerin?
I don't need plans that make no sense.
You're no fun.
We can start as soon as I get back.
Start what?
If you see Mayumi-san, tell her to join us.
She's probably getting close to the breaking point.
I just know that she'll love this.
Tell her to join us?
Come to think of it,
I haven't seen Mayumi-san around.
Did that come from Mayumi-san's room?
You know, when a woman is this depressed,
you're supposed to come running!
Maybe if you'd made it more obvious...
Plus, you're in the girls' area,
so running to you would get me assaulted.
Young people shouldn't be scared of taking risks!
Risk
Stun Gun
So you say while holding the risk in your hand!
I don't know why you're so depressed,
I thought you were over your breakup.
but why don't you use the long holiday to relax?
Lovesick couples around Japan are busy
making googly eyes at each other...
Anyone who enjoys being single this time of year isn't really single.
This might be how the rest of my life goes.
Since I'm a lousy judge of men.
When I was in school, I never dreamed I'd end up like this.
She's seriously irritating!
Am I so easily fooled?
Were you drinking?
I wasn't drinking!
Rawr
That's why I feel so low!
Holidays and festivities can go to hell!
She's a mess forever and always.
Oh, Shiro-san went to buy some glycerin
so we can do something "fun."
Glycerin?
He said that you'd love it.
Don't you mean that he's going to love it?
Why do I have to aid in his development?
If even that masochist is using me now...
Yeah, there's no hope for me...
What are you talking about?
I know you think I'm a total lowlife.
Fondle Boobs
I said you could fondle my boobs, got your virgin self all excited, then left you there...
Must have been a very rough morning...
That's exactly what makes you a lowlife.
Gloom
I'm done for...
Mayumi-san! Usa-kun!
Look out the window!
The window?
What do you think?
Doesn't this look fun?
It's huge!
Doesn't pop easily!
Wow, this is awesome!
This is what happens when you mix soapy water and glycerin.
This is fun! It's so pretty!
Wahahaha
She cheered up fast.
Hey, I've got something else here.
Pretty!
So close!
It's not working.
This is pretty hard.
We have to get the timing right.
Take it slow.
Here we go!
One, two...
Hey, it worked.
Wow...
It's so beautiful...
Flinch
It doesn't last very long, huh?
Mayumi-san?
Beautiful, happy moments are always fleeting...
Shining days last only for a moment...
That's my life in a nutshell...
Shockingly irritating.
If you want to see it again, you just have to try one more time.
You're so weird.
I don't want to hear that from you!
If you're gonna do it, then do it, you pig!
Thank you!
Trying to understand these people is a waste of time.
This is so awesome!
If only Kawai-senpai were this expressive...
Pretty!
It'd be a lot easier to know what she's thinking.
So pretty!
I think I'm getting the hang of—
Oh, Senpai...
When did she...
Uh...
Do you want to try it?
Not really.
Crap, I blew it.
That was my chance to spend time with her!
Click
I just happened to feel like reading outside.
Fidget
She's really the irritating type.
You're in no position to talk.
Senpai.
We don't want to waste all this soap, so why don't you join us?
One, two...
Is something wrong?
It got in my mouth...
Lick
It's bitter...
Turned On
L-Let's stop and use them for this instead.
Cool and Collected...
It's okay...
I want to try it
again.
Nothing can beat the power of unintentional eroticism.
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk
Anyone who enjoys crushing my valiant attempt at restraint
is a total lowlife.
Can you stand, Usa-kun?
Shut up!
Senpai, it's nothing!
Nothing these people say means anything!
I want to try it... again.
It's okay...
Blush
"Yes!"
"I'll take that look along with it!"
I don't need a voice-over!
Usa-kun...
Is it true that you were doing bad things?
Why me?!
We won't be punished for stuff our roommate does, right?
Damn it!
Hey.
You can wait all day, but I'm not going to hang up my underwear.
Why do you always try to make me sound like some kind of pervert?
I'm waiting for my own laundry to finish.
And skirts don't flip up easily in a breeze like bedsheets do.
Quiet. I know that.
It's been raining a lot, so you must have a lot of laundry.
Absolutely.
Make sure you air out your room.
Probably smells!
We're talking about laundry, right?
Why do you have to be so vulgar on such a nice day?
That's why you...
...(cut off)
What did you just cut off?!
You're supposed to get all nervous,
fantasizing about what kind of underwear the pretty lady wears!
You make a lousy virgin!
I won't show you, but my pride demands it!
Mayumi-chan.
Ah, looks like my laundry's done.
Seriously, she has problems.
Why would I get nervous?
Gwah!
C-Could this be...
The kind of underwear that's no longer called underwear?
The kind that's known by many names, like panties and lingerie?! Those?!
Usa is getting nervous!
Why is it lying here?
Is it Mayumi-san's?
But knowing her, it could be a trap.
The second I touch them, a little cop will jump out blowing his whistle!
What's wrong, Usa-kun?
D-Did you see any cops around?
What's wrong, Usa-kun?
step step step
Grab
It's a hair tie.
I was actually impressed for a moment.
That's not good.
That's my scrunchie.
And, Shiro, why are you dressed like that?
Because all of my clothes are in the wash.
At least keep your sense of morality on.
I'm wearing briefs.
Flash
The towels are for the sake of etiquette and immorality.
I think it's time we buried you.
In middle school, I was known as one of the four great cradles of erotica.
Nobody gives a damn.
I was one. Then there was Iijima-kun.
Who's that?
And then, me again.
Wow, you make up half the list.
That's only three cradles.
Then the two of you can join in.
That'd make five.
Why do I have to be a part of your dark past?
No kidding.
Sumiko-san, I got the hallway curtains.
Got them
Thank you. You can leave them there.
I thought that was yours, at first!
Usa-kun's made friends with them already.
He knows how close he can get without making others uncomfortable.
Do you want to join them?
In that case, I have another request.
Can you get me the curtains from the room in the back?
Take Usa-kun with you.
Which one?
The silence is painful...
Painful
And she's the one I really want to get to know.
Y-You like books, don't you, Senpai?
Yeah.
I always see you in the library.
Yeah.
Hahaha
Are your books your friends?
Yeah, maybe.
Did I just screw up?
I just remembered that she's always alone.
I'm going ahead.
U-Uh, Senpai...
Crap, I have to keep it going somehow...
But what do I say?
Senpai, wai—
Ah! I stepped on it!
Was that the birth of Venus?
Aw, now the sheets are...
Hey, get this one.
The Kawai Renaissance.
Stop it...
What are you talking about?
Just discussing the fine arts.
Stop it!
That's so stupid!
You're such a goddess, Shiro-san!
Ahahahaha
Bwahahaha
Please... Stop... Shiro-san, you're gross! Stupid...
What is this? I'm kind of turned on...
Why?
So?
What was so funny?
pant pant wheeze wheeze
Good question...
We were talking about the fine arts.
Whack
Well, the reason isn't that important.
It's been a long time since I've seen Rit-chan laugh so hard.
I'm very happy.
Really?
Is she embarrassed?
The reason was pretty silly,
but I'm still glad.
I'm going to put the basket away!
It feels like I've taken a step forward.
Oh, another one?
Hey.
Whose is this?
1 step forward
10 steps back
And that was ten steps back.
Come on.
You want to, right?
Wait! Mayumi-san...
Join me and
Please, stop—
watch horror movies!
This situation is scarier than any horror movie could ever be!
How so?
Help me, Senpai! Sumiko-san!
Why aren't you resisting, Shiro-san?!
I don't want to do it, either!
But when there's someone stepping on me and holding my head down
Stepping on me
Holding my head down
while I'm being forced against my will to do something, I just can't—
Forced
Die, this very instant!
What's wrong, Usa-kun?!
I heard you scream!
Don't just stand there and watch!
Sorry about that.
I came in to invite you to watch movies
and saw that you were playing Othello,
so I wanted to join in.
Join in like a normal person!
Were you trying to add a page to my kissing history book
that'd be unfit for eyes to see?
Sorry. That would be bad for a first page, huh?
Why do you assume it would've been the first page?!
I thought you were going out to drink with your co-workers.
Did something bad happen?
What? Not at all.
I had lots of fun.
It's just that
one of the younger girls announced that she was getting married.
So let's watch horror movies!
Horror movies!
I wanna watch! Let's watch!
I wanna watch!
Horror movies?
Let's watch! Let's watch! Let's watch!
That's not a bad idea.
Yes!
In that case, we need to get things ready.
Get things ready?
Evil Spirits Begone
Resentment
Good job, Sumiko-san!
You were ready, all right.
I'm not really into movies.
I want to watch a movie with you.
Can't you humor an old lady?
Good job, Sumiko-san!
What's all this? It's a horror movie?
I'm going back to my room.
Ah, so you're scared.
I'm not scared. I'm just not interested.
I can't deal with Mayumi-san right now.
The person who goes off on their own always dies first.
Her death flag just went up.
And they say this sort of setting attracts otherworldly beings.
Be careful.
Good job!
D-Don't say stuff like that!
Guys!
The hallway has been horror-fied.
Rit-chan's room is at the end of the hallway.
Nyuk Nyuk
I'm not going to walk you there...
You'll still hear the movie from your room.
Hehe
Good job, Shiro-san!
Why do I like horror movies?
Because stupid couples get killed first!
Go!
Get them!
You're the real horror.
Are you okay?
Twitch
I'm fine. I'm just sleepy.
Bang
Flinch
Eeeek!
I'm sleepy. Very sleepy.
What's happening? She's so cute.
Unbelievably sleepy.
Sleepy. Sleepy.
Hey, doesn't she look like Sayaka-chan?
What? Which one?
The one that was killed? The one that's about to be killed?
And then you have these people...
Sayaka's the resident
that I haven't met yet, I think...
You're right, she does.
She must be cute.
Wait,
this one looks more like her.
Oh, you're right.
What's that mean?
Hey, Senpai.
Can you look at the screen for a second?
No.
Nothing scary's happening right now.
No, I'm sleepy.
Just for a second.
You're not scared, right?
What?
Which one of them looks li—
Shriek!
Shiver
Yes! There it is!
Eeeek!
Nooooo!
Aaaaaah!
Eeeek!
Nooooo!
Cringe
That looks painful.
Cackle Cackle
Look at that thing chew them up!
Just like Sayaka!
What does that mean?
Sorry, Senpai! I didn't mean to...
Liar.
I'm sorry.
Were you scared?
I'm sorry.
Cute Cute Cute Cute
Quiet!
I'm sleepy. Sleepy.
Hm? What's this?
I feel something terribly irritating coming from Usa's direction.
That wasn't that scary.
Want to watch another one?
Are you okay, Rit-chan?
I'm perfectly fine.
Clutch
Tremble
Sumiko-san, do you suffer from frequent urination?
What are you trying to say, Rit-chan?
If you want someone to go to the restroom with you, say so.
I bet you made Sumiko-san mad.
I-I don't...
So you say as you shake like a leaf.
I-I'm using my weight and
vibrations to burn off your fat...
Besides, what was so scary about that?
I was hoping for a bigger twist.
Just when they think they've survived
and let their guard down, the last boss shows up to...
Yaaaaa!
What happened?!
Long time no see.
Did I scare you?
Why is it so dark in the hallway?
Grope Grope Grope
Hey, did you put on weight, Mayumi-san?
Stop...
Your breasts are so big.
They feel so good.
L-Let go...
Sayaka-chan?
L-Let go... Stop squeezing...
Oh, so you're the new resident.
I'm Watanabe Sayaka.
Nice to meet you, Usa-kun.
Th-The pleasure's all mine, Watanabe-san.
You can call me Sayaka.
Sorry if I scared you back there.
I was so happy to see everyone again that I overdid it a little.
Oh, it's okay.
Huh, she actually seems normal.
And I'm a little too affectionate,
so I love to hug and cling to people.
I know it's a habit I should break, but...
Physical intimacy has unlimited potential! Okay, tomorrow, at the station...
So you're big on physical intimacy.
Another word and I'm calling the police.
You're such a pushover.
Wow!!
How can you buy that act?
Men are so stupid.
Mayumi-san...
Oh...
I'm sorry...
Rub...
I always seem to annoy people.
Tremble...
That "Oh" and "Rub" and "Tremble" stuff is so damn annoying!
So Damn Annoying!
Calm down, Mayumi-chan.
Stop drooling over her, you stupid virgin!
I-I'm not drooling over her.
It's just that compared to a pervert, an antisocial, and a drunk,
Drunk Antisocial Pervert
she's a fresh breath of air.
Sumiko-san Excluded
I have no interest in you,
but it's annoying to watch you fall for her act!
What the heck...
Give your privates some fighting spirit!
Actually, just cut them off!
This isn't a horror movie!
You seem pretty close.
Yep!
A lot happened while you were gone!
All kinds of juicy, squishy stuff!
Juicy Squishy
That's so mean!
Aren't we friends?
I'm not your friend!
Don't say that!
And she's... normal?
Sorry for being antisocial.
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What's Sayaka-san like?
As you can see, I'm just a normal college girl.
You're anything but normal, you natural-born devil.
Relationship crusher.
Sometimes, she's a magician who can transform faces.
She's also known as the slacker with the nail bat.
A devil hiding behind the face of an angel!
The hardened face underneath is her own special quirk!
You're both so mean.
I'm just easily misunderstood.
Hey, you're hurting her feelings!
And how many clubs at your school were shut down
by those misunderstandings this month?
E p i s o d e 3
W h y ?
Only four this month.
Sayaka-san?
You can't judge a book by its cover.
Senpai!